[NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep

[Andy Craig]

I always thought the name was curious, as there is nothing "light" about
it--it's coming out almost before you finish drinking it!
 
I have my own idea for a bowel prep.  Remember those commercials promising
"gentle overnight relief"?  This is none of those.  It is, however,
predictable.
 
It will come as a prepackaged 2 part kit:
 
Part 1: Sodium Bicarb and water solution you drink
 
Part 2: Acetic acid (i.e., vinegar) enema
 
When they meet in the middle, it's sort of like that volcano you built in
7th grade science class.
 
I'm gonna name it "KABOOM!"
 
Results guaranteed or your money back!
 
Andy ;)
 
Just kidding!  Don't any of you lurkers out there go and try this!

-----Original Message-----
From: np-clinical-bounces at nurse.net [mailto:np-clinical-bounces at nurse.net]
On Behalf Of jbro
Sent: Friday, August 10, 2007 8:44 PM
To: gdlife at earthlink.net; NP Clinical
Subject: Re: [NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep


a bit of overkill I would think (yes I worked in GI) and at the time Kaiser
used Golytely
 
firstly....the three day ahead protocol is way too rigid...have never used
so many "do not eat" etc...nor has it ever made a difference...either
professionally..or personally
 
believe me that gallon or whatever of go lytely(or the fleets phospho soda
which is far more humane)....will or should totally clean you out
 
my h.o. only
 
rosemarie brown np
 


gdlife at earthlink.net wrote:

Oh hurrah, finally something I can help with!! I have a colonoscopy prep
sheet from the VA: (they call it GoLYTELY Protocol - don't know if that
makes any difference if you use something else)

Five days before procedure:
Unless your provider has instructed you differently,
STOP taking any of the following medications:
Aspirin - Ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin) - Naproxen - Clinoril - Etodolac -
Lodine - Celebrex - Vioxx - Bextra

Four days before procedure:
STOP taking prescription blood thinners such as:
Coumadin - Plavix - Ticlid

Three days before procedure:
Start a low fat/low fiber diet utilizing the following guidelines:
DO NOT EAT anything with:
Small seeds/Nuts - Fibrous vegetables - Cucumbers/Beans/Peas - Whole grain
cereal

DO NOT EAT:
Beef products - Dairy products (milk, cream, butter, ice cream, cheese) -
Soups - Carbonated drinks - Ensure or other similar supplements

AVOID: Metamucil

SUGGESTED FOODS - MAY EAT:
Turkey (boiled or baked) - Fish/Chicken/Pork - White rice - Baked potaoto -
Pasta - Soy milk - Tuna in spring water - White crackers/White breads -
Carrots - Acorn squash - Yogurt (non dairy) - Eggs - Coffee/Tea w/sugar or
sugar substitute - May add NON-DAIRY creamer.

Two days before procedure:
Prepare GoLYTELY solution with water to the line on the jug and chill the
solution in your frig
2 days clear liquid diet

One day before procedure:
Begin a "liquid diet"
DO NOT drink anything red or purple in color.

YOU MAY HAVE:
fruit juice without pulp - popsicles - kool-aid - crystal lite - jello -
Power ade/Gatorade - Bouillon - water - apple juice - white grape jc - white
cranberry jc - coffee/tea w/sugar or sugar substitute and NON-DAIRY creamer

1200 NOON
Begin drinking the GoLYTELY solution. you must drink 8 ounces every 20
minutes until 1/2 of the solution is consumed. this will take you
approximately 3 hours. it is best to drink each glass quickly, rather than
slowly sipping it.

5PM - Finish drinking the remaining GoLYTELY solution, 8 oz every one hour.

Day of procedure:
Do not take anything by mouth. the only exception to this is that you may
continue to take all prescribe seizure medications.

and a few more things - but I am probably already told you more than you
need to know - but wanted to send the whole poop...

Hope this is helpful - 
Lurker Nancy - happy to finally be able to participate!
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