[NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep

[Kimberly Spering]

MessageTHAT idea, Andy, gave me the best laugh in weeks!  Thanks!  :)

I'm sure that Priscilla will have fun with this one!  LOL~

Kim Spering
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Andy Craig 
  To: 'NP Clinical' 
  Sent: Friday, August 10, 2007 9:34 PM
  Subject: RE: [NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep


  I always thought the name was curious, as there is nothing "light" about it--it's coming out almost before you finish drinking it!

  I have my own idea for a bowel prep.  Remember those commercials promising "gentle overnight relief"?  This is none of those.  It is, however, predictable.

  It will come as a prepackaged 2 part kit:

  Part 1: Sodium Bicarb and water solution you drink

  Part 2: Acetic acid (i.e., vinegar) enema

  When they meet in the middle, it's sort of like that volcano you built in 7th grade science class.

  I'm gonna name it "KABOOM!"

  Results guaranteed or your money back!

  Andy ;)

  Just kidding!  Don't any of you lurkers out there go and try this!
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