[NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep--HUMOR WARNING

[Priscilla Merrill]

That IS hysterical and creates quite the visual. I can just see some kids
out there trying this for Jackass Movie. What a gas.  Hope no one will come
to blows over this discussion.  Like our past Secretary of State, Colon POW!


You could also create a topical laxative in deodorant bottle that you insert
rectally and call it Roll-on Colon.  Instead of Lo-Motil, it could be called
Turbo or Turdo-Motil.  Or instead of Vinaigrette, Vine-grip or Vineg-RIP.
How about “Number 2 squared”.

 

Priscilla the Punster

 

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From: np-clinical-bounces at nurse.net [mailto:np-clinical-bounces at nurse.net]
On Behalf Of Kimberly Spering
Sent: Friday, August 10, 2007 10:17 PM
To: NP Clinical
Subject: Re: [NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep

 

THAT idea, Andy, gave me the best laugh in weeks!  Thanks!  :)

 

I'm sure that Priscilla will have fun with this one!  LOL~

 

Kim Spering

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From: HYPERLINK "mailto:aec-618 at carolina.rr.com"Andy Craig 

To: HYPERLINK "mailto:np-clinical at nurse.net"'NP Clinical' 

Sent: Friday, August 10, 2007 9:34 PM

Subject: RE: [NP-Clinical] Colonoscopy prep

 

I always thought the name was curious, as there is nothing "light" about
it--it's coming out almost before you finish drinking it!

 

I have my own idea for a bowel prep.  Remember those commercials promising
"gentle overnight relief"?  This is none of those.  It is, however,
predictable.

 

It will come as a prepackaged 2 part kit:

 

Part 1: Sodium Bicarb and water solution you drink

 

Part 2: Acetic acid (i.e., vinegar) enema

 

When they meet in the middle, it's sort of like that volcano you built in
7th grade science class.

 

I'm gonna name it "KABOOM!"

 

Results guaranteed or your money back!

 

Andy ;)

 

Just kidding!  Don't any of you lurkers out there go and try this!


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