[NPInfo] RE: NPInfo Digest, Vol 20, Issue 70

[Anne Chamberlain]

Jeff. Thanks for making my morning.  I was needing a good chuckle!  

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Today's Topics:

   1. Pun fun (Jeffrey Hazzard)


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Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:31:41 -0800 (PST)
From: Jeffrey Hazzard <jeffnp27 at yahoo.com>
Subject: [NPInfo] Pun fun
To: npinfo npinfo <npinfo at nurse.net>,	Patrick & Cindy McGirk
	<pmcgirk at tampabay.rr.com>
Message-ID: <57965.59489.qm at web31302.mail.mud.yahoo.com>
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A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD!
  Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms.
  To err is human, to moo bovine.
  If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
  A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
  My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
  I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
  A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
  Without geometry, life is pointless.
  When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
  Banning the bra was a big flop.
  Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
  Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
       
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