well, believe this - we are sending condoms to Russia Re: [NPInfo] re: CA RNs

[Paula Sumner]

rotflol. good one, paula

Calif NP <np at c-zone.net> wrote:  President Putin called Bush with an
emergency: "Our largest condom
factory has exploded!" the Russian
president cried. "My people's favorite
form of birth control! This is a true
disaster!" 

"The American people would be happy
to do anything within their power to
help you," replied Bush.

"I do need your help," said Putin.
"Could you possibly sent l,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide me over?"

"Why, certainly, I"ll get right on it!"
said Bush. "Oh, and one more small
favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?" replied the President.

"Could the condoms be red in color
and at least 10" long ad 4" in
diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President,
and with that, Bush hung up and called
the Presidaent of Trojan condoms.
"I need a favor, you've got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and
send them to Russia."

"Consider it done", said the President
of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they must be
red in color, 10" long, and 4" wide.

"Easily done. Anything else?

"Yeah," said the President. "Print
"MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE M
on each one."


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> I find this hard to believe, being in So. Calif. 
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