[NPInfo] Hot and Cold

[David Mittman]

Hot & Cold Sex
After his exam the nurse practitioner said to the elderly man: 'You  
appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you  
would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually cold  
and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am  
usually hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, then said: 'Everything appears to be  
fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss  
with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The NP then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He  
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you  
the first time, and then hot and sweaty after t he second time. Do you  
know why?'
'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time  
is usually in January and the second time is in August.'