[NPInfo] humor/bumper stickers

[Jeffrey Hazzard]

 "I'm aleady opposed to the next war" (brother Frank's bumper)
 "Dear God, one more bubble before I die" (San Jose, California)
My creations:
 "Echo:  The sound of the Bush presidential library"
 "Experience?  Evidently brains didn't matter!"
 "Stop the Republicans, I want to get off"
 "Maverick McCain, the evengelical Trojan horse"
  "012009 --chill the champaigne"
 "012009 noon.  Come early or I'll never know you were there."
 "Ginsberg has cancer, Stevens is 88, Democrats need to pick next"
 "I'd rather drill for integrity, brains, and foreign policy"
 "I pity the Secret Service agents who will have to clear brush with him"
 "Why are we in this hand basket, and where are we going?"
 "Who was Valedictorian?  A)  George Bush  B) Cindy Sheehan"

--- On Sat, 8/16/08, Priscilla Merrill <prispunnyfnp at metrocast.net> wrote:

From: Priscilla Merrill <prispunnyfnp at metrocast.net>
Subject: [NPInfo] Humor/License Plates for light weekend posting
To: "'NP Info'" <npinfo at nurse.net>, ACC-CIRCLE at listserve.com
Date: Saturday, August 16, 2008, 9:20 AM

OK, you all have heard of Jeff Foxworthy, “You might be a redneck if. . . .”
Well, this last Friday on my way home from work, I had the perfect , “You
might be a NP if . .. . (Substitute PA if you wish)”
IT was a hot cool car with the license plate “GETRICH”
SO nearly all Americans would see Get Rich, no?
OF course, we see, or shall I speak for myself only, see “Get Trich”
Just got a kick out of the way my/our warped minds work.
Speaking of license plates (I know we had a thread on this way back on NP
info), my brother, Richard Prichard was the first in 3 generations of Reuben
Parker Prichards (sr, Jr, and the 3rd with my older brother).  So he was RPP
the first , not 3rd.  So his first car he gets proudly a vanity plate
“RPP1ST”
Some woman comes up to him, reams him out Royally, wondering why he would
have “RAPIST” on his license place.  This is how she saw it.
As I mentioned a couple of years ago, mine is, “FXBUBU” for fix boo-boo but
someone said bubu is southern for rectum and the FX is “the F word” so even
the most innocent can be misinterpreted.  I was mortified that my cutesy
innocent plate could be so horribly misinterpreted.
Any other fun vanity plates out there among us or one’s you’ve seen?
My favorite on a big van, obviously in a large family, was “PB4UGO”
And how about those trucks that are from the company, “A Douie Pyle”. . .
that one breaks our whole family up every time.  

Priscilla Merrill FNP

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