[NPInfo] OT-resend Humor-how about them apples

[Paula Sumner]

>> You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are 
>> actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
>> 
>> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but 
>> you can see right through them.
>> 
>> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a 
>> while to warm them up again.
>> They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons 
>> are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
>> 
>> TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often 
>> over inflated.
>> 
>> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go 
>> anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
>> 
>> SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and 
>> retain water.
>> 
>> WEB PAGES:
>> Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently 
>> getting hit on.
>> 
>> TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines 
>> for picking up people.
>> 
>> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the 
>> weight shifts to the bottom.
>> 
>> HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly 
>> changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
>> 
>> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be 
>> male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be 
>> lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to 
>> push, he just keeps trying

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